Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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