New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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