If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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