office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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