did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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