Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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