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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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