so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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