Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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