Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
