He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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