Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Randomize
