so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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