My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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