We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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