Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
