Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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