im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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