I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My life is pants optional.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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