i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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