I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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