I'm going to jail i love you
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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