you would pick up someone in the library
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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