i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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