yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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