this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I will pee on everything he values.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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