dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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