I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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