Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
do herpes really smell.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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