Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We are two peas in an std pod
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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