Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Randomize
