So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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