only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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