Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
