She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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