Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
