Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
