I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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