just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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