If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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