who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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