I cut my penus on the lid.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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