idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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