I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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