That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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