absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
