38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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