Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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