I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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