we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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