we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
ttyl tear gas
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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