I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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