I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize