Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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