so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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