it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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