Porn is love you can see.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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